alternative title: promises
rover had a harem of hot cats in his red den
kitty spotted rover and decided "i want him"
she sauntered-up and softly put her paw above his knee
kitty spotted rover and decided "i want him"
she sauntered-up and softly put her paw above his knee
she promised him a future (his mind blown) beyond belief
she taught him how to fetch, roll over ("sit & stay!") and beg
she cured him of his tendency to hump upon her leg
she promised that her pussy-nature was to dance & sing
she promised (he could have it all) if he got her the ring
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it's been three years since the marriage (kids & jobs & home)
rover wonders ("why is kitty always on her phone?")
rover sleeps on sofa, now, that kitty says "he snores"
rover goes to work while kitty tells her friends she's bored
kitty cheats on rover (since her needs aren't being met)
she tells her friends & family that she should just forget
her promises
-anonymous: found (written... by hand) on the inside-back-cover of a book
a HUGE double-reverse (for men) is to be blamed for kitty's indiscretions. men need to understand that it (the blaming) is simply survival/thrival, covering its tracks. ;)
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