* the top 11 (or so) thoems

  the top 11 (or so) thoems:

1. "___": https://joalmartino.blogspot.com/2023/04/b4-41-12002.html

2. cohabitation trainwreck: https://joalmartino.blogspot.com/2024/06/b91-613-12020-cohabitation-trainwreck.html 

3. why are we called "beings"? https://joalmartino.blogspot.com/2008/06/b63-66-42008-why-are-we-called-beings.html

4. GURU: https://joalmartino.blogspot.com/2009/06/b67-614-12009-guru.html 

5. dead sparrow: https://joalmartino.blogspot.com/2013/01/b77-dead-sparrow.html

6. a sad affair: https://joalmartino.blogspot.com/2024/05/b118-59-12024-sad-affair.html

7. what if you were miraculously beautiful? https://joalmartino.blogspot.com/2018/01/what-if-you-were-miraculously-beautiful.html

8. jesus in the clouds: https://joalmartino.blogspot.com/2015/03/b75-320-22015-jesus-in-clouds.html

9. doom is in the room: https://joalmartino.blogspot.com/2023/12/b116-1212-12023-doom-is-in-room.html

10. my Vision (by lenny):  https://joalmartino.blogspot.com/2007/08/b54-814-32007-my-vision.html 

11. 11 & 11 = One: https://joalmartino.blogspot.com/2011/11/11-11-one_11.html

honorable mentions:

* "you've got to make it work": https://joalmartino.blogspot.com/2023/02/youve-got-to-make-it-work.html

* "no two snowflakes": https://joalmartino.blogspot.com/2009/01/b65-no-two-snowflakes.html

* president martino's 11-point plan: https://joalmartino.blogspot.com/2024/06/president j-martinos-11-point-plan.html 

* fish stories: https://joalmartino.blogspot.com/2024/07/b118-75-12024-fish-stories.html

* ima praying mantis: https://joalmartino.blogspot.com/2024/06/b118-626-22024-ima-praying-mantis.html 

* fake flowers by your grave: https://joalmartino.blogspot.com/2024/04/fake-flowers-at-your-grave-1-by-fay-k.html 

* evoL: https://joalmartino.blogspot.com/2003/06/b19-615-42003-evol.html

* pink evolves to pinker: https://joalmartino.blogspot.com/2020/03/b88-35-12020-pink-evolves-to-pinker.html

* it's all foreplay: https://joalmartino.blogspot.com/2009/06/b6-611-12009-its-all-foreplay.html 

* santa isn't real: https://joalmartino.blogspot.com/2024/03/b118-212-12024-santa-isnt-real.html 

* trophy husband: https://joalmartino.blogspot.com/2024/01/b116-121-22024-trophy-husband.html

* a secret to life: https://joalmartino.blogspot.com/2024/03/secret-to-life.html 

* why i am single: https://joalmartino.blogspot.com/2023/02/b68-22-12010-why-i-am-single.html 

* we are (already) robots: https://joalmartino.blogspot.com/2023/02/b83-22-12019-we-are-already-robots.html

* true story: https://joalmartino.blogspot.com/2023/04/b114-45-12023-i-woke-up.html

* an ode to mr. bluff: https://joalmartino.blogspot.com/2025/06/b124-622-32025-ode-to-mr-bluff.html

* pet peeves are my pet peeve: https://joalmartino.blogspot.com/2022/01/b107-210-12022-pet-peeves-are-my-pet.html

* getting well, and soon! https://joalmartino.blogspot.com/2025/10/b128-1018-12025-getting-well-and-soon.html

* the hero rhymes within: https://joalmartino.blogspot.com/2003/07/b20-75-32003-hero-rhymes-within.html

* "he lived like it mattered" https://joalmartino.blogspot.com/2026/01/b130-1112026-he-lived-like-it-mattered.html