* true stories...

alternative title: 
"...we can just get in my car, and drive south." 

* once upon a time, just hours before a wedding, while playing the role of the "best man," i (face-to-face, mano-y-mano, out loud) said to the groom:

"billy*, you don't have to do this.  we can just get in my car, and drive south."

that might sound cold, but:

• the night before, he was hitting on (actively trying to pick-up) girls at his "stag-party," and he might have actually had sex with one of them.  i'm not sure.

• the morning of the wedding, we were drinking at the pool, and he was trying to pick-up my next-door neighbor (for sex on the day of his wedding!).

• we were soooooo trashed (after the pool-party) that a few of the apartment-community gals actually had to help us get into our tuxedos!

it was either his 3rd or 4th wedding, and it wasn't his last.

dude (probably) should have taken me up on the offer.  he should not have been getting married.

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* not his real name, of course.

** i wonder how many other stories there are, like this one, of men (and women) doing (uh) interesting things... prior to their nuptials.  ouch.