which reduces her competition-anxiety -- and results in her respecting him less!
the ultimate commitment, of course, is marriage. society would have us believe that (within this construct) a man's new purpose in life is to constantly attempt (and fail) at keeping his 'wife' from being unhappy.
...prior to doing things that a single man...
just does.
a man learns (very quickly) that a woman with the upper-hand will punish (in a variety of ways), so he had better behave in a way that (momentarily) makes her less unhappy.
lesson 1: commitment makes his life worse.
lesson 2: cohabitation makes life even more worse, and makes it harder to get rid of her.
lesson 3: marriage drives the nails into his self-made coffin... with bleak hope for future peace & love.
lesson 4: children link him with this dream-crusher... until death.
the reason why a man willingly travels down this highwbay-to-in-hell is his (perceived) addiction to her you-know-what, which he will experience less and less and less and less of (over the course of this very bad dream).
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just imagine if sexy the used-car dealer said this:
sir! this car is you! stop test-driving and commit now... because time is running out. sure, she's got excessive a few miles on her and her best years are behind her... but her exterior is buffed-up and ready to go! heck, throw a party for her (and do not skimp on the ring accessories)!
small print: massive down-payment, breaks-down regularly, extremely high maintenance, warms-up slowly and goes icy-cold in an instant. will depreciate quickly and forever. can't be depended-upon to get you where you want to go, and this will only get worse with time. has been involved in several 'accidents'. has the kind of legal baggage (e.g. in-laws, kids, pets) that you'll end up paying for, indefinitely. your money and time and freedom are now under her control. she's finnicky. she stalls when bored (which is often). she won't initiate fun start-ups, but will continuously initiate mind-tests & challenges that are designed to repress your manhood further and further... until you are a shell of a driver (hiding in your overstuffed garage).
note: she won't know that $he is doing any of the above (in fact, $he will believe that everything $he does is for you).
oh, and you can never, ever purchase, or rent, or drive, or even look at any other car (ever) again. of course, if you pour enough of your resources into her, she won't even allow you to even think of any other cars. no car porn.
oh, one final thing: on a whim, she is free to allow others to ride-the-hell out of her, and will blame you for her 'indiscretions' because her "needs weren't being met."
sign here: ________________________________ date___/___/_____
* the seller is not responsible for any other undocumented, undisclosed, unanticipated legal, social, emotional isses, or any other past baggage or future breakdowns.
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