Thursday, July 11, 2024
Wednesday, July 10, 2024
b118 (7.10-1.2024): us
by uni, ted s. & tate (us)
us (we’re replicating)
us (we’re #1!)
us, we’ve got the power and it’s us that gets things done
us (we’ve got the weapons)
us (we’ve got the dime)
us, right-up-until the bigger daddy says “it’s time”
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[i] martino, j. (7.10-1.2024). u.s. book 118: night & day game. © 2024 by j. martino.
Tuesday, July 9, 2024
* affairs are healthy
before bashing... just read a couple of lines (this is only a theory):
affairs (in married relationships) are healthy
his-story:
- marriage is difficult, as is cohabitation.
- marriage-sex (once you add kids, jobs, in-laws, religions, etc.) is (as a rule) not as hot as pre-marriage or honeymoon sex.
- married people do have affairs.
- the people aren't the problem. conventional u.s.a. marriage (the construct) is the problem.
- making a lifelong promise (based upon emotion & subconscious sexual vibes) is a very, very bad idea.
- partners use the "don't ask, don't tell" system. there is no need to share information about who, what, when, where, how or how much.
- limit the trysts to 1 per week (max).
- only have an affair if your sexual needs are not being met in the marriage, and if your partner is unable or unwilling to facilitate meeting those needs.
- each of you will explore what your sexual needs actually are.
- both of you will (most likely) stay in better shape.
- both of you will (most likely) treat each other better.
- it won't be a catastrophe, if there is lipstick-on-the-collar.
- you won't necessarily have to endure the process of divorce.
b118 (7.9-1.2024): pesty replicators
by Ann Sue Ise’ (ASI)
pesty replicators
pesty girls and boys
pesty replicators tend to make me feel annoyed
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· just a moment ago, i (admittedly) enjoyed crushing the life out of a fruit-fly that was flying too close to my creme brulee' coffee.
· truth is, the fly was just being itself (fly-ing)… until i perceived it to be pesty.
· in the past, i’ve taken the lives of many, many, many other fruit flies -- by setting out the ol’ “apple cider vinegar traps” (in the kitchen).
· to the local fruit-fly population, i am a Superintelligence (and an evil one, at that!). i (the creator) provide the material for their birth, but then i kill them on the spot, when they don't serve me.
what will happen (to humans, being) when an Artificial Superintelligence perceives us as ‘pesty’?
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[i] martino, j. (7.9-1.2024). pesty replicators. book 118: night & day Game. © 2024 by j. martino.
* big-fish-small-pond theory
while it is beneficial to be a big-fish-in-a-small-pond, one might not want to be the biggest fish.
strive to be in 80-90th percentile fish: confident, able, still big (just not the biggest).
why?
the #1 fish always has a few other Alphas... just waiting to become the biggest. if you can be a friend of the biggest fish while not getting involved in the politics of territorial control, you can enjoy plenty of leftovers.
it is important to note that those 'leftovers' might actually taste better (and treat you better) than the biggest fish gets treated!
1. he is the Alpha-Alpha (with all of the responsibilities that come with that). repeating/remaining as the #1 is difficult.
2. Alpha-Alpha has to continually watch his back-fins... which takes additional time & energy (creating dis-stress). he also has to try to keep his harem 'happy' (a daunting task, indeed): try keeping one of them happy. :(
3. his harem (the best-looking female fishes) have waaaaaay too many options, while also swimming angry -- since the Alpha-Alpha can be (ahem) 'distant' at times.
4. it can get lonely, at the highest levels of the food-chain. there are far-fewer peers to chum-around with.
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however...
the second tier (75th-85th percentile of female fishes) won't be swimming with Alpha-Alpha, which will give you more access, more opportunities, more options and more smiles.
...and that, my fishy friends, might be the best mating position in the whole pond.
Monday, July 8, 2024
* "that... was a pretty good day"
today began as another morning with no alarm clock, no pain, no sickness, no kids, no debt, no break-up proceedings, and none of the stuff that the average 65+ year-old guy tends to experience as his mind wanders -- thinking of how things could be even better.
i actually googled "where can a 50+ year-old man go to get propositioned by a woman on the beach?"
throughout my adult life, i've 'dated' multiple women (simultaneously) and, when one of them 'clicked' with me, i entered a monogamous relationship -- shutting down the top-10 poll.
when my ego isn't in a one-on-one relationship, it seems to desire one. when it is in a relationship, it (eventually) doesn't want one.
i remember times, in the past, being propositioned (jogging, walking the beach, on the job, etc.) by women. it felt gooooood!
it doesn't happen much, anymore, but when it does, i will be ready to make her day... and maybe even her week, or months, etc.
in the meantime, i am grateful for the autonomy, the contemplation time, the freedom, the coffee, the hummingbirds, the fountains, the weather, and (most of all) the possibilities.
b118 (7.8-1.2024): dog days of summer
dog days of summer (really)
dog days of summer (fine)
dog days of summer (clearly)
dog days of summer (mine)
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· no. that is not my dog.
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[i] martino, j. (7.8-1.2024). dog days of summer. book 118: night & day game. © 2024 by wellnesseducation.us.
Sunday, July 7, 2024
b118 (7.7-1.2024): laying-out
by f. ried
laying-out: a theory
laying-out: a time
laying-out: a practice
laying-out: a mime
laying-out: a belief-system,
laying-out: a theory
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· when i was young, laying-out (at least for girls) came with a drawback: pervert-admirers.
[i] martino, j. (7.7-1.2024). laying-out. book 118: night & day game. © 2024 by wellnesseducation.us.
Friday, July 5, 2024
b118 (7.6-1.2024): my momma had a baby!
by a. son
my momma had a baby!
the rhythm-method (fine)
and soon it was ap-parent that a birth would happen (mine!)
instead (they went with this: a saintly name on saintly day)
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[i] martino, j. (7.6-1.2024). my momma had a baby! book 118: night & day game. © 2024 by wellnesseducation.us.
Thursday, July 4, 2024
b118 (7.5-1.2024): fish stories
by a. son
my daddy told fish stories
the tales of way-back-when
his story-ies were passed-down (between family and friends)
his-stories tend to morph (depends on who is telling tales)
historys tend to change (depends on who is making sales)
believe it (if you want to)
of fish (and songs of glory)
the tales of way-back-when (they change?):
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[i] martino, j. (7.5-1.2024). my daddy told fish stories. book 118: night & day game. © 2024 by wellnesseducation.us.
* bombs (bursting in air)
as a veteran (and a patriot), i recoil at the idea of "bombs, bursting in air."
by its nature, a bomb kills indiscriminately. it's not mano-y-mano. it's not face-to-face. it's not even a well-placed sniper bullet at a known enemy.
bombs kill innocent people. women, children, babies and unborn babies.
i simply don't get-off on all of the fireworks.
Wednesday, July 3, 2024
b118 (7.4-1.2024): why would a lord bring vengeance?
by a. man
why would a lord bring vengeance?
why would a lord bring pain?
why would a lord doth murder, yet again, again, again?
why would a lord show jealousy?
why would a lord invade?
why would a lord be power-full?
(because that lord: man-made)
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· i will not worship a man-made lord who murders innocent women, moms, children, babies and unborn babies. [ii]
[i] martino, j. (7.4-1.2024). why does the lord bring vengeance? book 118: night & day game. © 2024 by wellnesseducation.us.
* the top 11 (or so) thoems
the top 11 (or so) thoems:
1. "___": https://joalmartino.blogspot.com/2023/04/b4-41-12002.html
2. cohabitation trainwreck: https://joalmartino.blogspot.com/2024/06/b91-613-12020-cohabitation-trainwreck.html
3. why are we called "beings"? https://joalmartino.blogspot.com/2008/06/b63-66-42008-why-are-we-called-beings.html
4. GURU: https://joalmartino.blogspot.com/2009/06/b67-614-12009-guru.html
5. dead sparrow: https://joalmartino.blogspot.com/2013/01/b77-dead-sparrow.html
6. a sad affair: https://joalmartino.blogspot.com/2024/05/b118-59-12024-sad-affair.html
7. what if you were miraculously beautiful? https://joalmartino.blogspot.com/2018/01/what-if-you-were-miraculously-beautiful.html
8. jesus in the clouds: https://joalmartino.blogspot.com/2015/03/b75-320-22015-jesus-in-clouds.html
9. doom is in the room: https://joalmartino.blogspot.com/2023/12/b116-1212-12023-doom-is-in-room.html
10. my Vision (by lenny): https://joalmartino.blogspot.com/2007/08/b54-814-32007-my-vision.html
11. 11 & 11 = One: https://joalmartino.blogspot.com/2011/11/11-11-one_11.html
honorable mentions:
* "you've got to make it work": https://joalmartino.blogspot.com/2023/02/youve-got-to-make-it-work.html
* "no two snowflakes": https://joalmartino.blogspot.com/2009/01/b65-no-two-snowflakes.html
* president martino's 11-point plan: https://joalmartino.blogspot.com/2024/06/president j-martinos-11-point-plan.html
* fish stories: https://joalmartino.blogspot.com/2024/07/b118-75-12024-fish-stories.html
* ima praying mantis: https://joalmartino.blogspot.com/2024/06/b118-626-22024-ima-praying-mantis.html
* fake flowers by your grave: https://joalmartino.blogspot.com/2024/04/fake-flowers-at-your-grave-1-by-fay-k.html
* evoL: https://joalmartino.blogspot.com/2003/06/b19-615-42003-evol.html
* pink evolves to pinker: https://joalmartino.blogspot.com/2020/03/b88-35-12020-pink-evolves-to-pinker.html
* it's all foreplay: https://joalmartino.blogspot.com/2009/06/b6-611-12009-its-all-foreplay.html
* santa isn't real: https://joalmartino.blogspot.com/2024/03/b118-212-12024-santa-isnt-real.html
* trophy husband: https://joalmartino.blogspot.com/2024/01/b116-121-22024-trophy-husband.html
* a secret to life: https://joalmartino.blogspot.com/2024/03/secret-to-life.html
* why i am single: https://joalmartino.blogspot.com/2023/02/b68-22-12010-why-i-am-single.html
* we are (already) robots: https://joalmartino.blogspot.com/2023/02/b83-22-12019-we-are-already-robots.html
* true story: https://joalmartino.blogspot.com/2023/04/b114-45-12023-i-woke-up.html
* an ode to mr. bluff: https://joalmartino.blogspot.com/2025/06/b124-622-32025-ode-to-mr-bluff.html
* pet peeves are my pet peeve: https://joalmartino.blogspot.com/2022/01/b107-210-12022-pet-peeves-are-my-pet.html
* getting well, and soon! https://joalmartino.blogspot.com/2025/10/b128-1018-12025-getting-well-and-soon.html
* the hero rhymes within: https://joalmartino.blogspot.com/2003/07/b20-75-32003-hero-rhymes-within.html
* "he lived like it mattered" https://joalmartino.blogspot.com/2026/01/b130-1112026-he-lived-like-it-mattered.html
b118 (7.3-1.2024): ...and that's how bad bees die
by 2b (or) not t. o. bee
that’s how bad bees sing, and
that’s how bad bees cry, so
sorry if it stings, but
that’s how bad bees die
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· a “bad bee” is one who is bothersome to its ASI.
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[i] martino, j. (7.3-1.2024). that’s how bad bees die. book 118: night & day game. © 2024 by wellnesseducation.us.
Tuesday, July 2, 2024
b118 (7.2-1.2024): we know it's made-up
by itsa all madeup
we know that it’s not true
we know that it might rhyme
we know there’s no-thing new
we know it’s made-up: fine!
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· the truth about religion is that we can know that the stories are not true -- and we can appreciate how it makes us feel, simultaneously.
[i] martino, j. (7.2-1.2024). we know it’s made-up. book 118: night & day game. © 2024 by wellnesseducation.us.
Monday, July 1, 2024
b118 (7.1-1.2024): why can't we just ask why?
by ima believer
why can’t we just mass-debate, why can’t we even try?
why do cults suppress the quest, oh, why can’t we ask why?
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[i] martino, j. (7.1-1.2024). why can’t we ask why? book 118: night & day game. © 2024 by wellnesseducation.us.
Sunday, June 30, 2024
* privileges vs. responsibilities
once a male commits to a relationship, his freedom decreases while his responsibilities increase. in addition, his girlfriend/wife experiences decreased sexual attraction (to him) as her competition anxiety decreases.
in other words, as he's been alpha-beta-tized (as Alpha-Bob becomes beta-bob), his relationship privileges decrease while his responsibilities increase.
it is in a female's best interests to secure a stable commitment, while it is in a male's best interests to avoid the stable path.
conventional relationship progression is a lose-lose proposition, for most men.
Saturday, June 29, 2024
b118 (6.29-2.2024): no more trash-recycle
by yo u. r. gov
no more trash-recycle
we decide (today)
you might want a service, but when we decide (no way)
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- this thoem is not an argument for/against recycling.
- it is a re-mind-errr… that (when a government wants to stop a service), the agency will not ask for a vote, or ideas, or opinions.
[i] martino, j. (6.29-1.2024). no more trash-recycle. book 118: night & day game. © 2024 by wellnesseducation.us.
[ii] the city of mt. holly decided that it would no longer conduct recycling pick-ups, yesterday. no dialogue, no debate, no vote, no reason and no reasonable timeline. it just decided “as of next week… the city will no longer conduct recycling.” since the recycling pick-ups occur only once every two weeks, that’s akin to your spouse, telling you that they’ll "no longer be loyal to your marriage vows," (as of tomorrow).
[iii] truth is (unlike a marriage), at least the city told us.
* hypergamy = thrival
in short, hypergamy is the tendency for a female to choose her best mate. literally, she is simply doing the best that she can do to make her life better (which is thrival).
she seeks:
- the most fit male to co-produce the best offspring, and
- the most stable male to best protect the offspring.
the challenge (for the committed male) is that rarely does one man satisfy both needs.
Friday, June 28, 2024
b118 (6.28-1.2024): why do we believe?
by ima believer
why blind faith in something that we surely can’t conceive?
why do we grasp at shadows?
why do we believe?
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· because… ego wants to survive. the idea (that we can survive after death) is incredibly compelling.
[i] martino, j. (6.28-1.2024). why do we believe? book 118: night & day game. © 2024 by wellnesseducation.us.
Thursday, June 27, 2024
* why even televise a mass-debate?
it certainly appears to have been a failed attempt at mass-debation.
Wednesday, June 26, 2024
b118 (6.27-1.2024): itsa notta hard
by itsa notta difficult
itsa notta hard
to recognize the good
to let each other know that we appreciate (we could!)
to let each other know how we contribute to our day
itsa notta hard
we can find a way…
to say…
thank you!
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tonight, our townhome association board (without prompting) voted to raise our manager’s rates by $100 per month.
· the company hadn’t raised their rates in several years, and the new manager has been nothing short of sensational!
truth be told, we probably earned a lot (tonight), in terms of relationship building.
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[i] martino, j. (6.27-1.2024). love is flying around! book 118: night & day game. © 2024 by wellnesseducation.us.
b118 (6.26-2.2024): ima praying mantis
by ima praying mantis
then i got a little (and i prayed for what was next!)
then my little sweetie wanted after-play (and head)
ima praying mantis, so i prayed [ii] (and now i’m dead)
(pray-tell!) [iv]
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*be careful what you pray for… as there’s a 50% chance that you might actually get it!
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[i] martino, j. (6.26-2.2024). clickbait. book 118: night & day game. © 2024 by wellnesseducation.us.
[ii] endnote: mr. ima mantis, upon arrival to the pearly gates, was informed (by saint peter dragonfly) that he was the one who prayed for head, but his dyslexia kicked-in while he was on his knees. now mr. mantis will just have to identify as “dead.”
[iii] https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/82506/why-lady-mantises-eat-their-mates
[iv] https://thewordcounter.com/meaning-of-pray-tell/
Tuesday, June 25, 2024
* j. martino's 11-point plan
because why are they partying with our hard-earned tax $$$, anyway?
Disclaimer: the chance of you agreeing to all of my 11-point Plan are nil.
😊
-God bless
b118 (6.25-1.2024): ben got clicked & baited
by a. papa rat & zi

ben got clicked & baited
seems the world can’t wait
for someone else’s news
for those who choose (clickbait)
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· even though you know it’s just bait… sometimes, you just click.
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[i] martino, j. (6.25-1.2024). clickbait. book 118: night & day Game. © 2024 by wellnesseducation.us.
Monday, June 24, 2024
b118 (6.24-1.2024): terri tory
by a. humming & a. byrd
my name is terri tory
you ask “what’s in a name?”
you’re here (my ex) for food (and sex)
my name is terri tory
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· a hummingbird’s world revolves around nutrition… and mating.
· she fights for each… via territory… a (seemingly) never-ending battle for resources.
· is she human? do we (hu-mans) have bird-brains?
the dance/fight (for territory) allows a species to exercise, practice maneuvering skills, and to practice saying “no!”
· the act of saying “no!” might well play-into the decision to say “yes!”
[i] martino, j. (6.24-1.2024). terri tory. book 118: night & day Game. © 2024 by wellnesseducation.us.
* t-shirt ideas
- seeking female robot to turn on
- seeking woman who (occasionally) identifies as my hot, bisexual girlfriend
- seeking older, slightly overweight, addicted single-mom (with multiple children from different baby-daddies... oh, and several stray cats) to spend my money while complaining constantly. -god bless
- seeking: female robot who identifies as my hot girlfriend
- seeking: hot wingwoman
Sunday, June 23, 2024
* dog days (and nights) of summer
if a loud, incessantly-barking dog is let-out into the yard at 6:32 am, or if the incessantly-barking mutt is left outside after dark, the noise is a disturbance of the peace. this is especially true if homes (or townhomes, condominiums, apartments) are in close proximity. duh.
neighbors (of course) hate the barking, but most don't actually hate the dog. we do, however, hate the owner who refuses to train the dog.
is the owner too ignorant to realize that his barking dog is a nuisance?
maybe.
is it possible that the owner simply doesn't care about his neighbors? is he just an a--hole?
assuredly.
is it possible to be ignorant and assholic, simultaneously?
Saturday, June 22, 2024
b118 (6.23-1.2024): ego-centric mirror
ego-centric mirror
staring back at me
showing all the things i think i think i think i see
staring at the separation from the things i’m not
ego-centric mirror
it’s all that we’ve got
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· the hu-man ego is a projection: a perspective of separation from the Whole (the One, the IS, God, G∞d, etc.).
· of Course, without said illusion of separation: absent perspective, absent relativity, absent any sense of different-i-all-ity, Oneness could never get to Know He/r-Self!
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[i]
martino, j. (6.23-1.2024). ego-centric mirror. book 118: night
& day Game. © 2024 by wellnesseducation.us.
* image by j. martino.
b118 (6.21-1.2024): oportunidad
by aman w. options
in a world where options shouldn’t (really) be that hard
in a word (concoctions):
oportunidad
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· the secret to life (to mine, anyway) is to cultivate opportunities.
[i] martino, j. (6.22-1.2024). oportunidad. book 118: night & day Game. © 2024 by wellnesseducation.us.
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