* 2 minutes ago (literally)

 "can you give me a ride?"
i know we've never met
"can you give me a ride?"
a ride you won't forget

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• yes.  less than a 1/4 mile from my door, a lady asked me for "a ride... to the circle-k."
• she had bad teeth, a little pot-belly, and said something about her boyfriend.

my response?

"let me think about it.  i'll be right back."

translation: "no."

i tend to recoil from crazy women, nowadays.  of course (if it was sheryl crow or cindy crawford), i might have rolled the dice, but...