* why drink beer?

 alternative titles: 
wake & bake

well, well, well

grin & beer it

etc. (ad nauseum)

why drink beer?

sometimes, i drink beer so that i won't drink beer.  

hear me out: 

if there's (my favorite) beer in the fridge, i might drink it at any time of the day and/or night.  the reason might be so that (after drinking it) there won't be any more left to drink (so i won't drink beer).

summary: drinking beer (as a wellness practice) could be a pathway to not drinking beer.

disclaimer: if this post comes across as a bit much to beer bear, maybe we might just grin and bear beer it?