b122 (2.1-1.2025): pro/con masturbation

 
pro/con masturbation [i]
by sticky situ ation 
 
pro/con masturbation
let me count the ways, that my love-doll is grosser than her vibrator, today
 
they might shame me: her, her friends and her contrasted nation
they wish they could be like me:
pro/con masturbation
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pros:
 
·       you can (mentally) have anyone, anywhere, anytime, anyhow, and any-way.  yum!

·       clean-up is simple.  it’s actually easier than the real version.

·       satisfaction is guaranteed, and you are in control of the outcome.

·       the gal in the fantasy likes and wants you (it, etc.).

·       be honest, you fantasize anyway, even when she is real!

·       your fantasy gal won’t have a headache, or a drama, or a reason for saying ‘no’, or ‘not right now’ or “the kids” or whatever.

·       come to think of it, the pros of masturbation mirror the pros of living alone!

·       your fantasy gal/robot/doll, etc. won’t bitch, complain, ____-test, condescend, etc., etc., etc.!

·       masturbation-gal (or real-gal), she’s not going to make you a sandwich, anyway! 😊

·       your fantasy girlfriend’s friends/family/media & cab driver won’t hear about your inadequacies.

·       you can watch (or play) the game, or any game, or do anything, or do nothing!

·       your fantasy gal won’t cheat… unless you imagine that -- as part of the fantasy.

·       your parents and friends will never meet your fantasy girl, so they will never have to analyze her: her behavior, her family, her tattoos, her moods, etc., ect. ∞

·       you don’t have to perform, every single time.

·       you don’t have to consider foreplay, moreplay, afterplay (and most of all…) her noplay!

      cons:
·       masturbation isn’t with a ‘real’ girl… who (uh, oh) is only there to better herself in the moment, increasing the potential to rip-your-heart-out and eat it (laughingly) later.
oh… that con was a pro.
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[i] martino, j. (2.1-1.2025). pro/con masturbation. book 122: s[no]w angel. © 2024 by j. martino.