b88 (3.23-8.2020): corona advice [for men]

my corona advice (for men) ^[1]   
by c. orona premium
 
don’t know if i should do this (or maybe versa-vice)
maybe i should just resist my corona advice
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1.      don’t ever have kids.  if everyone followed this rule, we could take care of this virus in a generation or two.  i’m not good at math.

2.      f--k freely.  when people get the virus, most will get few-to-no symptoms.  some people will die.  some will also die from car accidents, but you don’t see the u.s.a. outlawing car manufacturing or gas production.

3.      get exposed soon.  those who want a flat curve have a flat-curve agenda.  chances are good that you do not.  a flat curve will ruin your world in ways that you can never imagine (unless you’ve read about hyperinflation).

4.      don’t get married, ever.  if you have to get married, don’t cohabitate.  cohabitation spreads disease, and couples tend to hang out with other couples, further contaminating the herd.  if you have to cohabitate, sleep in separate rooms.  wait a minute… if you’ve been cohabitating for more than 2 years, you probably already are.

5.      eat as much p---y as you can.  if you lick theirs, they are more likely to lick yours.

6.      if sports, concerts, and rap-dj’s ever come back into style… do not pay money to see them live!  the ticket prices will drop instantly, and then you’ll be able to go and see them, live.  well, if you’re alive, that is.

7.      boycott valentines.  if you don’t, you’ll find that you have to outdo yourself (every year) for a holiday that was invented to suck you dry of emotion, manhood, passion, and $$$.

8.      watch porn.  in fact, help the economy by hiring a stripper to come to your home.  ensure that she wears a mask.  you can wear a mask also, but remove it prior to #5 above.

9.      sip beer (or some kind of alcohol) every 20 minutes.  it will keep your throat moist, in case you get lucky enough to have the opportunity for #5, above.  my beverage of choice is (you guessed it) corona.

10.   and finally, combine #s 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5… which will take care of #7.  if you happen to have already fallen into the trap of #1 or #4, expedite the first half of #9, and try to sneak-in the first 2 words of #8.  if you are married or have an (official) girlfriend, it is too late to even try #7.
 
*bonus: if you can execute sentences 2-4 of #8, help the planet even more -- by hiring two (or more) —so long as you keep their mouths 6 feet apart from each others’ – unless you’ve already invested in a facemask company.
 
**bonus #2: be a trend-setter, and invest in a fembot.  invest in a fembot company, and you might be able to accomplish 1-10… at least until ai becomes agi/asi.  if you already have a wife or girlfriend, don’t be an ass.  she deserves some robot attention also.  she has to deal with men, which means that she is already up for sainthood.
 
be well.
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[1] martino, j. (3.23-8.2020). corona advice for men. book 88: marching into madness. © 2020 by wellnesseducation.us.