Sunday, May 1, 2022

christianity, in a nutshell

"we" have an all-knowing, all-seeing, all-loving god.  he sent his only son, the lord jesus christ, to die... for y/our sins.  check that.  he died for believer's sins.

  • we... have the "right" god.  you (who might question) can shut the f--- up.
  • our god can see you (when you're sleeping), but you can't see him.  of course, some have seen him... but not lately.
  • "he" is male, and his son was/is male, also.  don't question this.
  • of course, god could have had more-than-one son, but he is god -- so it is right-eous that he only had one son.  
  • of course, we all are his children.
  • of course, he murdered (by drowning) all of his children (in the great flood).
    • except, of course, for noah's family.
  • of course, some of those children were innocent women, babies and unborn babies, but shut up.  they were collateral damage.  god (being god) has the right to murder the innocent.
    • you ask: "by the way, did the kittens and puppies (and bambi) deserve to be drowned?  what did they do... to incur that wrath?"
    • the math is simple.  god (when mad at man), right-eously murders babies and kittens.  how does this not make sense to you, questioner?
  • of course we have the "right" god, and everyone else has the wrong god. they (of course) can all go to hell.
  • we Love them (of course), but screw them!  they do not believe what we believe.  let 'em burn!
  • our loving lord jesus christ will take us up into heaven with him -- because we believe in him (sort of).  
  • do we actually practice our religion?  no.
  • do we actually obey the sabbath?  no.  well, chick fil-A isn't open on sundays!
  • do we actually read our own holy book?  no... but some of us do, and they can summarize it for us, quite well.  you (who might question) need to shut the f---- up!
  • he is coming back, and soon!  to him, 2000+ years = "soon."
in summary: we have the right religion, and you'd better believe it!  if you don't, our loving god will allow you to allow yourself (because you have free will) to burn in an agonizing hell, forever.  

he has already killed his children and has set-up his (only) son's crucifixion, so (of course) he won't blink an eye -- if you choose to die -- as a non-believer.

in Love, we pray, Amen.

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