1. girls in tight yoga pants with "hands-to-heart-center" -- who are wearing headsets and doing poses outside of the lennyboy brewery... might be spiritually-evolved souls in meditative bliss... or ...they might be advertising.
2. guys (in pajamas) practicing outdoor yoga in the parking lot of a brewery... have their minds on something else (besides namaste').
3. in regard to "chris's choice!" of wines (at total wine)... there might not even be a "chris"!
4. when one reads the gospel of paul (according to luke) in the king james version of the bible... neither paul nor luke nor james wrote down a word of it. it's like someone telling a tall tale about your grandmother -- even though he never ever met your grandmother and he isn't even a member of your family!
5. when the billboard says "$1000 off your next breast augmentation" ...consider paying the extra $1000.
6. the translation of "top dollar for your home, guaranteed today!" is: "we will low-ball you on your home (today) if you are stupid enough to believe in us, today."
7. "he is coming soon!" ...uh... 2000 years later??? hmmm... it makes one One-der what "soon" means.
8. if you read a bar sign that says "free beer tomorrow" ...and if you show up tomorrow (and the sign still says "free beer tomorrow") ...and if you show up the next day, expecting free beer??? well, i'm going to fire you as my advisor.
9. ambulance-chasing lawyers will gouge insurance companies for just-about as much as they can (as a windfall for you) -- which happens to be just-about as much as your legal bill.
10. f--- that.
11. in regard to statement #1, above... the girl with the obvious camel-toe doesn't not know that she is sporting an obvious camel-toe.
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