b120 (11.6-2.2024): they say it's your birthday

they say it’s your birthday! [i]
by a. lone

two-thirds of the devil
two-thirds of a flight
two-thirds of a move(i-e)
sixty-six (tonight)
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·       if one were to look at the evidence, and analyze what i must have asked for in my pre-life state…
…the answer would have to be romantic-comedy-drama.
 
·       it’s not a war movie, it’s not a love story, and it’s not a chick-flick.
·       it’s not a religious play; it’s not sci-fi (yet).
·       it hasn’t been a crime-scene or a police-series, and it is faaaaaar from a sit-calm.
·       it has been fun, and it’s only two-thirds done.
·       it’s had lots of sex, lots of alcohol, and an evolution of relationships to both.
·      

it’s been documented, but not published.
 
truth be told, it has been ease-y.
 
·       i’ve lived:
   o   at 333... 
   o   in salem courthouse
   o   in 3D, on stone road, just off of high road
   o   in 3 capitals (providence, indianapolis and tallahassee)

·       my number was 11 (high school football)
·       my top girfriend’s number was 22
·       my current job is at exit 11.
·       i choose to have 111 friends on facebook.
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[i] martino, j. (11.6-1.2024). two-thirds of the devil. book 120: i saw it on television! © 2024 by j. martino. 

b120 (11.6-1.2024): citizens of hate

citizens of hate [i]
by di s. gusted

we vo-ted for bullying, bigger oil, and ‘great’
we vo-ted for anger
 
citizens of hate
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·       the u.s.a. has officially shown its ass, electing a clown who recently simulated giving a blowjob to a microphone.

·       there’s really not much else to say.
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[i] martino, j. (11.6-1.2024). citizens of hate. book 120: i saw it on television! © 2024 by j. martino.
 
*we can blame it on the hate channel, or we can face the facts: our citizens voted for that.

* a liar is most dangerous when...

...when others allow him to believe his own bulls--t. 

b120 (11.5-1.2024): a woo-man and her dog

a woo-man and her dog [i]
by a. lone

a woo-man and her dog
outside (or back at home)
a woo-man and her dog
together (yet alone)
 
…but at least they have each other
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·       a woman can love her dog more than life itself, and definitely more than a human.
·       her dog can become a best-friend, a companion -- and (often) an accessory.
·       her life decisions (where to go, what to do, and even who to relate to) can be determined relative to her primary relationship.
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[i] martino, j. (11.5-1.2024). a woman and her dog. book 120: i saw it on television! © 2024 by j. martino. 

* no matter who wins...

...fox, the real mainstream media cult-entertainment channel, has completely divided the u.s.a.  it has promoted the tr--p agenda, forcing republican leaders to follow suit.

it's faux news (in 180-degree turnaround style) accuses others of fakery, which is poetic, indeed. 

no matter how the election turns out, the faux brand has culted almost 1-in-2 u.s.a. believers.  the significance of that is impossible to calculate.

b120 (11.4-1.2024): out of options

out of options [i]
by o. p. tionless

i guess i’m out of options
it’s crazy (but it’s true)
i am all out of options, so my option (now) is you
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·       there is nothing less sexy than someone who loves you because you are their only option, yet that’s precisely what we attempt to cultivate in the american dream of commitment.

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[i] martino, j. (11.4-1.2024). out of options. book 120: i saw it on television! © 2024 by j. martino.

* last night, a gal who i'd met less (than 2 hours earlier) said:

 "oh, my god!  you are amazing!!  i can't believe that you're still single!" 

my response? (i just kept kissing her). 

b120 (11.3-1.2024): costume party

costume party [i]
by bond… james bond

naughty-nurse walks through the door
cleoparta smiles
caveman wants to sit with lady-dracula, awhile
 
jeannie out of bottle
lily munster (night)
police-lady (handcuffs)
pilot-suit (skin-tight)
 
sherry needs a bodyguard
black-cat crosses path
roman goddess drinks too much (can’t even do the math)
 
belly dancer (hips & lights)
playmate tells her tail
house bartender (tips & flights)
popeye, sailor: sales
 
welcome to the costume party
would you like to dance?
maybe we can fanta-see: a hug, a kiss (romance)
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[i] martino, j. (11.3-1.2024). costume party. book 120: i saw it on television! © 2024 by j. martino.

*in-spired by the charlotte 40s-to-60s singles halloween/prom costume party. 

* springsteen was wrong

i love the boss.

he was wrong, when he promised that there was absolutely "no way" that donald would beat hillary in 2016.

well, he was actually right... but the u.s.a. electoral college elementary school owned the day.

the important thing to note is that we, as humans, can easily become overconfident.  everybody's team is undefeated, prior to the season.  this year, i'm going to prepare for the worst, hope for the best, and deal with the result... objectively.

b120 (11.2-1.2024): go ahead and come

go ahead and come [i]
by connie l. ingus

capture, now, the moment of erotic pleasure (some)
you cannot withhold it:
go ahead and come
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·       gentlemen, this is not about your orgasm.
·       trust that your turn is coming.
 
take the time to make the time to care for her… once she has let you into the garden.

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[i] martino, j. (11.2-1.2024). go ahead and come. book 120: i saw it on television! © 2024 by j. martino.

b120 (11.1-1.2024): the REAL art of seduction

the REAL art of seduction [i]
by s. e. duction

separate/shared realities
see you as your best
co-create the vision
shared reality-quest
 
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1.     the real art of seduction is to really, really see the other as they wish to be seen, and
2.     once seen in this way, allow them to see themselves in the co-created seduction situation.
 
as a male (In the sexual marketplace), this means seeing a woman as beautiful, smart, witty, pure, or whatever she most wants to be seen as… and then allowing that to be part of the connection.
 
this is phase 1: wow!
 
once that is established, establish phase 2: ignore. take it (the wow) away.  repeat phases 1&2.  this is the play phase (wow-ignore) where intimacy can be introduced (or hinted at).  By the way, she is already an expert at this, and it is known as (1) flirt and (2) play-hard-to-get.
 
phase 3: separate & segregate. get alone-together.  look for romantic signals, and, when sexual attraction is confirmed…
 
phase 4: take the shot.  Touch.  Massage.  Kiss.  Pet.
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[i] martino, j. (11.1-1.2024). the REAL art of seduction. book 120: i saw it on television! © 2024 by j. martino.