b116 (12.27-3.2023): baggage claim

baggage claim [i]
by n. o. baggage

alternative title: don’t

i sensed that she had baggage
she said “what’s in a name?”
i knew we’d meet down-under in a place called baggage-claim
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·       if she has kids, or a rat-dog, or an ex-ex-con, she has baggage.
·       if she has daddy issues or mommy issues or past-sex issues, she has issues.  she has baggage.
·       she’ll try to make it seem as though she is a great catch, and that her p---y is made of gold, and that all you need to do… is to beg.  hint: don’t.
 
-don’t raise someone else’s kids.
-don’t pick-up someone else’s dog’s sh-t.
-don’t cower to her sh-t tests (and yes, she is sh-t testing from day 1!).
 

don’t!

 

when an old friend of mine was asked (in his old age) for his advice on marriage, his one-word answer was not welcomed with glee.  his one-word answer was, however, true:
 

doooooooooooon’t.

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[i] martino, j. (12.27-3.2023). baggage claim. book 116: love reigns. © 2023 by joal martino.