Thursday, November 16, 2023

b116 (11.16-1.2023): d-man is a d

d-man is a d [i]
by ima tender bar
 
d-man is a d
cut-down humor, quick
insecure (pest-y)
d-man is a d---
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·      just the other night, he (1) tried to coerce a free beer for m-man, (2) tried to get me to “give” him a guiness glass, (3) cleared-his-throat (“ahem, ahem”) when he wanted a beer, and was his usual d-self while (4) “teaching” me how to pour a guiness and then (5) how to enter a phone number in the register so that he didn’t have to walk 15 feet from his bar stool.
 
·       a true d-night.  his d-like behavior has caught-on with other patrons (like marc, and mike, and even ed!) forming a haphazard team of cronies to “f-with joal.”
 
·       we are going to put the kabash on that b.s., and soon.
 
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[i] martino, j. (11.165-1.2023). d-man is a d. book 116: love reigns. © 2023 by joal martino. 

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