b89 (4.26-1.2020): inject me with some lysol

inject me with some lysol [i]
by r. a. ining

inject me with some lysol
please spray me down (with glue)
help me do a line of comet (we can see this through)
anything to keep me from contracting the disease:
the one that makes me want to watch grown morons (on tv)
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yes… it is an addiction… and a disease.

• i’m all lit up (with confidence) in our govern-mental decision-making processes:

"we are going to win this war, against this invisible enemy."  

((and soon!))

"we are going to find a cure/vaccine." 

((i think… very quickly))

"the economy is going to be better than it has ever been." 

((and i think it’s going to happen quicker than most people think))

"our country is run by the people, with the people, and for the people!"

• when the economy is robust, all of the billionaires and politicians and c.e.o.’s who got rich from insider trading… well, their riches are going to trickle down to me?

• maybe i’ll get to buy a (2-for-2-dollars) gmo ham sandwich: “hold the mustard… but can you sprinkle some round-up on that?

• i’m going to get the virus, eventually. in fact, i think i’ve already had it.

i’m going to recover ((very quickly. you might say “miraculously”)) 

…or die ((very quickly)).

…and, if i die, it will all be part of a greater plan ((a lovely plan)) 

...a plan for the people.

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[i] martino, j. (4.26-1.2020). inject me with some lysol. book 89: april fools. © 2020 by joal martino.